Sh*t that only happens to me.

The neighbors were outside in their front yard looking all motivated so I decided to get motivated as well and I hung our Christmas lights, even though I was freakin' FREEZING! It took me about 15 minutes or so to finish up and the whole time I just kept thinking that I couldn't believe how …

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The 3 Stages of Life

Why my husband is quite possibly the most embarrassing person on earth

This isn't a new story but unfortunately I fear it will live in my head forever so I'm thinkin maybe if I get it all typed out it will vacate my brain! First off, I should start by saying i don't think my husband "tries" to embarrass the ever-living hell out of me, for some reason …

E-cards- I almost peed a little

yea!! Haha i MAKE time! ;) Well duh! Everybody knows about the bird!

Hehe! Merry Christmas!

Ho Ho Ho!

E-card- No doubt!

Sleeping in? What’s that?!

Ok so I have some huge spectacular news to share!! Maybe I'm a little over excited because I popped one of my Xanax about an hour ago and I never take those things..either that or it's just sheer exhaustion, anyhow...I am getting off the subject! What the hell was i saying? Hmm...News news...OH yea! I …

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Bacon AND humor :) what could be better?!